I get email: God needs a sponsor
Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you! So by now I am used to getting email from religionists who are hell bent, if you will excuse the phrase, on converting me. Mostly...
View ArticleIn the inverse Law of Bill Donohue
There is a universal fact. Like gravity. Or the awesomeness of Mass Effect 3. (yes, yes some fanboys are having mental melt downs about the endings, but I figure they have been indoctrinated. If you...
View ArticleLiving on sunshine: When the burning stupid kills
Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens and the rest of you! There is burning stupid we can mock, and then there is the kind of atomic burning stupid that you really would mock if its results were...
View ArticleThe stupid it burns: anti-vampireism and bald as a hair colour edition
Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you! Ok, I have some ranty mojo brewing today and I’m in need of a target. Fortunately, the world is a big place with more stupid than it is...
View ArticleClimate change, tyrants and killers, oh my!
Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you! There is stupid. There is burning stupid. There is atomic radioactive stupid. And then there is this: Apparently, according to an...
View ArticleWhen is a conservative not a conservative? The US election and Ezra Levant.
“I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.” – Will McAvoy, “The Newsroom” So it’s four more years for President Barrack Obama....
View ArticleThe stupid it burns: Government of Canada edition
Greetings web denizens, heathens, zealots and the rest of you! Please, Ottawa, please, please, please, please pour some water on the burning stupid. Can you PUL-EEZE think through a decision. I mean,...
View ArticleGrant Rant postscript: The cowardice of moral relativism
Greetings web denizens, heathens, zealots and the rest of you! There are days when I fear for the fate of the species. Sometimes we just seem so dumb, that the stupid burns so hot, there seems little...
View ArticleThe Feedback Facepalm: Sex causes tornadoes edition
Facepalm: verb. to raise one’s hand to one’s face, typically expressing exasperation, frustration, disbelief, horror or general woe in the presence of the burning stupid. Greetings web denizens,...
View ArticleThe stupid it burns: Dragons are real edition
Greetings web denizens, heathens, zealots and the rest of you! This actually doesn’t require any pithy comment on my part. I simply give you today’s burning stupid: Dragons are real because…the Bible.
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